Have you ever wondered how that straw you've chewed on, the beach ball you've punted, or the frisbee you've thrown felt about being treated that way? Well, you're in luck, because now is your chance to find out!

Being a shifter of man-made inanimate objects can lead to some pretty awkward moments at times. However, Paige has yet to have many of these awkward moments. And here is where you come in.

If you would like a thread with no real direction except humor, and maybe a possible fight, this would be perfect for you, though some things could lead to a prolonged plot-arc, maybe. Or at least future awkwardness.

So, anyone with any ideas, or just wants to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, feel free to hit me up.

Note: Paige lives at the mansion, but I can arrange for her to be almost anywhere~

I would like to volunteer Teddy for a thread. As his mutation is great for spying. They could be the start of a bad joke, A stuffed animal and a beach ball were just minding their business...

Let me know.

Heh...Two shifters who make useful spies. This has the potential to be quite a trip. I'll let you know once I think of the perfect way to put this into action~

Sounds like fun. *Is excited*

GAH! I totally want in on this with Shaelren. He's mostly just a martial arts trainer who can phase through any object or withstand any object.

Sorry for the long wait! That would be epic, actually.

I haven't forgotten you either, Ted, I'm just having trouble coming up with anything amazing xD