Following is a list of Kaitlyn's threads in IC chronological order.
And then She Exploded, in which Kaitlyn makes her debut by blowing up everything, then gets
kidnapped surprise adopted by some order members. Also, Jessica Brown reveals that she is bad at retrieving gummy octopi.
I accidentally the entire dining hall, in which Kaitlyn redecorates the dining hall, meets a good role model named Roland, and follows around a talking cat who helps her similarly redecorate the laundry room.
Time to Learn this Kid Some Knowledges, in which Lori decides to get some education for the kid who she
kidnapped surprise adopted.
Concentration, in which Amber stumbles upon a little girl trying to blow up a carrot with her mind. Video games ensue.
What's
Worse Than A Dino In A Flower Shop? Nine-year-old mutants skilled in the art of
blowing stuff up surprise remodeling, as well as the genocidal Fuchsia Fury.
Internet Celebrities, in which a mysterious dinosaur-rider is immortalized in film.
Tricks of Nature and Boom, in which Kaitlyn meets Amber's boyfrieeeend~
Explosions Make Me Happy, In which the Vehicle Bay gets blown up, then Kaitlyn meets a PERFECTLY NICE PERSON called Cap'n Darling, with whom she proceeds to form a pirate crew.
Scarred? Or Sculpted? Probably the former, because I thought this thread was going to go in a completely different direction when I started it. Also, Meld is a hero. Tell your friends.
Reinforcing Good Behavior, in which Lori is ever so proud of her surprise-adopted child's newfound ability to threaten people, and they talk about stuff.
Calamity, Corner Pocket, in which Kaitlyn blows up the pool table and meets Lenna. Also, a nine-year-old joins the mutant supremacist terrorist mafia.
Good with Kids, in which Kaitlyn coats the basement with blood, and Worms eats Italian. (Worms got banhammered while this thread was happening, unfortunately. Incidentally, using sockpuppets and lying to mods is generally ill-advised.)
**A Solo post that never really happened would have detailed how Kaitlyn steals Worms' wallet before he gets kicked out of the Sanctuary.
It's Shiny And I'm Going To Keep It, in which Kaitlyn barters with a bird.
Birthday For a Friend, in which Kaitlyn attends a public birthday party that Andrea hosts.
Circle Gets the Square, in which the Order makes the X-meanies look stupid. Also, Kaitlyn pretends to be a super hero, and Kealey scares a small child with her evil emotion-manipulating black magic, before making herself indirectly responsible for said small child's concussion.
I Am A Pirate, You Are A Princess, in which Princess Kaitlyn stows away on Jude's pirate ship.
It's For a Good Cause, in which a girl scout raises money for Mutant Supremacist Terrorist Mafioso land dominance.
Killing Time... Slowly, in which Kaitlyn meets Deirdra again after their bizarre Order operation, and they decide to spy on Lisa because it's just the thing to do.
Snoopy, in which Deirdra and Kaitlyn have misadventures as they attempt to acquire information. Also there are weird npcs, and just what is their deal, anyway?
Lenna's Little Life Lessons, in which Lenna teaches Kaitlyn how to beat people up and be awesome.
Terror Fest:
Zombie-Ville USA,
Dr. Moreau's Creature Zoo, and
Angel of the Waters, in which weird Halloween stuff goes down.
Tug of War, in which Kaitlyn would have tried to save Lydia from Cafas's nefarious schemes, if things didn't happen.
Word Kept, in which Lori and Andrew help Santa survive after a near-fatal coup after the North Pole's communist revolution.
A Pleasant Day At The Zoo, in which a psycho lady waves a gun at a ten-year-old.
I Am Attached To That Arm You Are Tugging... in which Andrea comes to the dark side.
Ice Cream and Explosions, in which Kaitlyn, being the good vigilante she is, keeps Andrea safe while they both go on a midnight ice-cream run.
The Littlest Vigilante Finds Trouble, in which trouble's name is Vicente de la Sangre, and Kaitlyn totally blows up in his
face for killing a stool pigeon with an unfortunate mutation.
Parting the Sea, in which Kaitlyn blows up a bunch of anti-mutant protesters, and Lydia rewards this good deed with delicious pastries.
Like Something Out Of A Nightmare, in which Kaitlyn totally didn't blow up the library. Aurion did it. It's all his fault.
We are Family, in which Kaitlyn meets Granny, and ice cream ensues.
Rat Meat, in which we learn that Calley's food is made of people.
Returning Stolen Goods, Part 2, in which a thieving X-scoundrel by the name of Tetsuya Shinbo returns a stolen motorbike that rightfully belongs to a large red Orderling.
Game Plan, in which Lori decides that Kaitlyn should totally go spy on a unicorn. Kaitlyn is trustworthy, subtle, reliable, and in possession of excellent deductive reasoning abilities, making her a natural candidate for this position.
In
Spy Kid, Kaitlyn learns that Ghost is a drug dealer. Or, she was, until Sebastian murdered her, and tried to murder Jude, just before forcing himself upon a strange woman who took her dress off for him when he beat her in a swordfight. TRUE FACTS
Spy vs. Spy, in which Kait and Kat finally meet, and everyone reading the thread gets extraordinarily confused. It was bad enough that they have to have such similar names in the cbox. Honestly.
Everything Checks Out, in which Kaitlyn, who's pretending to be a Doctor of Mutant Studies, is enturbulated by Calley, pretending to be Detective Cervantes, as well as his sidekick Detective Jocelyn Banks, who's pretending to be Lupe, who's pretending to be Detective Jocelyn Banks.
Smile for the Camera! in which UNFORTUNATE IMPLICATIONS
The Truth Hurts, in which Kaitlyn drops some grade-A true fact knowledge bombs on Jude's head.
The Conman Who Will Save the World, in which Kaitlyn blackmails a stranger into completely punching out some other stranger's lights. But it's all cool because Alister told her to do it.
No, You Don't Have A Choice,, in which Kaitlyn forces Sledge to join the Order because Alister forced her to force him into it and Lori's just sorta cool with this whole arrangement I guess?
Be My Valentine in which Katrina sells her boyfriend, Slate, for a night because her Ultimate Frisbee team
really needs the money. It just goes to show that X-Men like those two have poor moral character. Anyway, Kaitlyn buys Katrina's three-year-old boyfriend and (offscreen because the thread didn't get to happen) made him use his telepathic powers to steal uninteresting secrets from Sebastian's followers.
An Orderling finds True Religion, in which Kaitlyn becomes a true believer in Sebastian's crazy cult even though she knows it's fake, and Alister uses his douchebaggery (and/or psychic powers) to arrange for Kaitlyn to kill someone.
Around the same time as that stuff, the Judge decides to call Kaitlyn in for
Jury Duty. As you would guess, this involves a full frontal assault on some mob thugs. The Judge thought it would be PRETTY COOL to bring an 11-year-old mutant that he barely knows along for the ride. Bullet wounds build character.
After all that, Kait decides that
God owes her a favor, so she knocks on his door and strong-arms him into granting her immortality.
Excuse Me, Miss -- Are These Pests Yours? in which Kaitlyn punches a bodach where its genits should be but it doesn't care.
Who Do You Think You Are? in which Kaitlyn meets her long-lost Aunt Syn.
The Coolest Kids on the Block, in which Kaitlyn meets an Indian and they hide from the police in a building full of thugs and drugs.
Infirmary... Again in which the giant bear pediatrician tells Kaitlyn that trying to drink so much coffee that she never has to sleep again is what the medical community would call "extremely stupid." And then her long-lost Aunt Syn meets a dead guy in the infirmary and stabs him to death. Kaitlyn needs to
Go Outside.
Fun Times at the DMV, in which Kaitlyn almost mortally wounds her aunt's girlfriend. And her aunt's girlfriend kind of ends up becoming like a big sister to her?
A Potter's Bad Luck, in which Shade brings Kaitlyn along to wreck a potter's shop. Kaitlyn starts to do that, but the shop's owner does it for them. Mission accomplished?
Soon after this, Kaitlyn has a massively shared dream of a possible future in which she
was the first bomb in a nuclear war that wiped out almost everything. Three years later, she joins
some kind of radical feminist criminal team with superpowers and at one point
tries to trick Alli into thinking she's trading love letters with her secret unicorn boyfriend who's several thousand years too old for her.
Just a Dream... Right? in which Kaitlyn wakes up from her future-dream. Aurion shows her that he can not only speak normally, but also strike small female children.
Back Again Soon, in which Kaitlyn is sad because she won't see Lori ever again. Lenna tries to make it better.
In
Pre-Tour Stress Disorder, Slate greets Kaitlyn when she moves into the Mansion to start school there.
In
Please Stay After Class, Miss... Who? Kaitlyn disrupts Mr. Holloway's art class by dissing the X-Men and blowing up a table.
The Child Soldier and the Poison Gas, in which Kaitlyn meets her new roommate. Each of them might kill the other in their sleep. But it'll be an accident if it happens.