Logan2 howled as he rod atop iron man daddy hovermotorcycle that should dhoot lazer beams and mini numkes if he ever go in trouple. After all being the son of iron man stark, wolverine and god THOR, it meant that he had lots and lots of bady guys; guys that want him deed for sleeping wit there wifes and makig them not wants to sleep with no one sept LoganTwo . So yeah, he is always in da danger and needz to always be ready to fight and be ready.

He grinnled, wide as pushed the wardrive button and zoomed through space and time in the sky, aiming for the 1 place that he was looking for…Xavier’s. That was it. The trooths would bee there!

“Yo here I com, dawg!!” he grrinnled and flew threw the air.

The mansion was in site. He wood no it, of course, his dad, Volarine wold him aboot it, through his blud (bcauze he soaket up all hi memory) & that ment he new what it wood look like.So wen he saw it, he was like, “Yup! Dat b it!’ he spoke.
He landed his overmotorcycle and hoppt off. 7’11, all musced up in a tigt tang top and jenes dat were 2 tight and showed off his crotch, butt he did no care. He was not hear for dat! They wood deel.

He eyes the big hoose, holdin his daddy’s magic hammer at his hip and SSHHIINNNK’d his elextro-claws out of his other hand.

Yo! X-nan!” he screeched. “Let’s do dis!

Xmen ran out there house!
“Oh no! it’s logan two1” the cried.

‘yup, bub!’ he attackeded dem and did not stoop hey was beaten.

“omG!” the cried 2gether. ‘we give up! B hour leader!”

“yup bub!”

LoganDu walkt past the kneeld xmas and sneared, kicken them over. They were week. They needt him. Whipe them in2 shaped he could. Any bing theair leader, he can go that. He kicked over the guy with the eyepatch whoas cryin’.

‘where your womans?” he demanted.

“*sniflesniflesnifle* insite. God, dun kill me!’

“psh, get my a sammich. And gold! I want lots of godl,’ he laughted. He den puolled out his fav adamantiom cigar, sparket it, and blue smoke in their faces. The x-yman pict him up and karried him inside the e-state.

Life would be awsum hear…

Hours later, logan two left the bedtroom in search for ood. He was mighty tired after all the dangerroom training he did(conquered every laevel the Dangeroom had) and he needed to have a nice coold bear. The fridge in the mansion was suspposed to have everything so they would have tright.

He put on his black boots, black jeans, black leather biker’s jacket his mom gave him and his black shades since he was just too cool to look ay anyone.

He waled down from his room. He walked into the kitchen. He opened the fridge.

Then the worst thing happened. He had no bear left!

“grrr! I’m mand now!”

Logan growled and punched and suddenly he began to grow bigger. His thor blood had been irradiated with granma rays so it made him ever stronger. He could morph into a bit, grey monster that could punch through wanlls and flip over cars and even beat ironman whenever he felt he was getting too uppity. No, Logan two was stronger than anyone when he was mad and the only thing he wanted to have that could calm him down and stop all this and shift him bac to human and erase the monster and shrink him to normal size and stop the shift and calm the morphing and send the monster back and make him breath…

Was a coold bear!

Without it, the world could be dooned!!

“Arrrrgggghahhh!kjsdkjaskjaiawpiwa!!!!” he yelped! “wantz bear!!’

Fully trnsaformed, logan two ran out of the wall and crunched the building between his toesz and leapt into the air. He flew up so high and fast that he almost crached into the moon but he punched it so that he would fall mack down to earth. As he did he landed in new York. He needed beear and he needed it down or he was but going to grow biggers and punch something.

He snoreted and stomped through the streets. People screamed (well, men screemed and ran away. Women throw their clothes at him but he shunned them because he wanted a bear and not them) abd he kept waling until he finally found a bar. But as he waled up to it, he spotted the most evil monster every in the world,…

Harry P. Cullen…

“Logan2 smash!!” he screamed and scharged…

Harry P. Cullen: the most diabolically evil wizard vampire tween abomination that ever lived was standing there, his wand out and pointed it and at any gurl that happened to want bye. His vampire sci-magicks had the power to make any firl between 12 and fiftee fall in love with him. Her used his evil powers to makes himself rigch and famous and bore dudes to death everywhere! He made a mistake of walking into logan2’s world.

“HARRTY!!! YOU DIE 2DATY!!!” logna screamled, jumped up and hurled his big fisat at him.

Harry was standing there, hypnotoading a pair of girls with his powers of magick whe4n he suddenly turned around wto see Logan!

“oh noes! Logan two! You are too tough for me!” but still he was stupid enough to raise his techno-wand and attempt a charming spell.

Logan lauighed as it bounced off of his sueprmega chest!

“You epic fail, Harry!” she roored and punxhws him write bwetween the glasses. He punched him so hard that his gelled up hair flew off, leaving him bald and ugly now so that none of his magicks wood workd again!

Logan two one!

Harry fell to the ground but he was not dead. No. though all his hair was gone and all his magick was defeated thanks to his broken wand, he still had a trick up his sleeves. With a cackle, his skin split and began to fall off in droves. It turned out that the whole time that it was just a trick. He was not really the most evil Harry P. Cullen! He was something far more eviler.

The costume falling off, Logan glasped as he set eyes upon the creature in front of him.

No…it was…Justine Bieber!

Logantwo narrows his eys!

“I’m not scare of you!”

“yes you are!”

“njow I’m not!”

“yes you aaaaare!”

“NO I’M NOT!!!”

“baby, baby, baby yesssss you are!”

“letys fite!”

The fight started.

Logan too, in his hulk form, punched out, leapt and tried to stomp upon bieber. But beiber sang and knocked logan away but then logan leapt up and punched a lot but bieber kept dodging because he is soi lithe but logan was not going to stop since he kept trying to punch and kick and bite and he managed bite bieber, but it was only once, and biber sang and it healed himself because it was like he was singing songs from hell or something but still logan was not going to just let him walk aaway from that so he leapt up and tore off his glasses and fired eye beams at bieber but it still did not seem like enough because even though bieber was struck, he only toppled to his knee, laughed evilly and jumped onto his feet and sang a real high note that hurt logan ‘s ears yet he continued to keep firing eye beam and shooting lighting from his thor hammer and slashing with claws and electricity since he did not want bieber to ever keep living but bieber was like magic that was here one second and gone the next so the fight was hard but logan was not going to let that stop him and, with his goth black coat on that didn’t get ripped when he transformed, Logan suddenly flew up into the air and floated there as he held his arms around and began to summon the energies and spirits of the world with hopes of crushing bieber underneath all the magic and power but bieber saw this so he flew up to knock logan two down and stop him but logan saw him coming so he made it summon gfaster and when it was nearly enough he throew down both of his armies and send the guiant magic/energy balls floating towards bieber with hopes of killing him but unvofunratenly the boy/girl singer managed to dodge around it and flew up and punched logan sending him into a bulding after building until he nearly flew out of the state but Logan was able to write himself and flew right back, rearing his fist, and finally managed to punch bieber since he caught him by surprise and sent the boy flying through even more buildsing than he was punched through but bieber also managed to right him and flew back but logan saw this and flew forward to meet bieber and crushed into him midway sending a shockwave that leveled the entire city of new York but logan could pay for it so he was not worried about it at all so they kept fighting not getting tired or anything since really this was just a work out and logan had it completely under control so that he was not worried about destrying anything and he was completely cool with it since he could afford it and had infinite energies like he had played a cheat code from a video game on himself and could never run out of energy andwas immortal with gamma rays and had the power to fight everyone and could never be let down the world since he wanted to conquer rule ir and nother was going to stand in his way, not even biebver he would fighty him until her reached the ends of the earth and that is just whtat thety did flying around punching and kicking and energy blasting and slashing and teleporting and throwing planets at eachother and still none of them managed to stop in the fighting until Logan tired to to think up some way to stop him but he never was able to get a second to stop him so he kept fighting until finally he had and idea but bieber took advantage of it and managed to punch logan with his mic so hard that logan flew down into the earth and buried down deep so that he reach the hot core, the molten center, the lava core, the hot stuff all in the inside that helped to make the world go around and around and around and Logan felt into the lava and seemed like he was stuck there and he was going to die!

Bieber laughed in victor as he hovered over the hole that he had made and punched Logan through. He 1! Now he could go back to seducing girls with his girly girl-like girlish voice!

“BWA HAHA!”

But logantwo suddenly erupted from the hole, lava covering his body. He wiped blood from his lips and slnalred!

“now I’m mad! It’s punching you time!!!”

Logan tw2 weas mad now. And when he got madderer he got madderer and strongerer! He was not going to be beatn by the like of Justines Bieber! So instead he began to focus so that his power level cood get higher! He growled and splintered and shifted! His body transformed him into his most ultimate form that was enxased in golden light.

Bierber, socked, could not shtop shakin’

“oh no! Y-your power level! It’s over 9000!!!!!!!” he sang.

From the light Logan2 laughed.

“Bwa hahahah! Yesh! Way over 9000! It is 100000000!!”

Suddenly…EXPLOSION!

Biber stoped covering his eyes with his hand and lowered his hand and put his hands at his sides. His mouth opened wide as he coud never believes what he was lookin at! LoganTwo…ahd shifted into his most ultimates of forms! Biber knew that they he was royally scr-----!!

Logantwo floated there, head lowered and looking badass. He…looked exactly like he always did when he was not in hulk/logan form! Apparently his most ultimate and power form was the one that he was in ALL THE TIME! OMG HE IS SO GOING TO KICK BIBERS BUTT!!

The only diff was that there was blonde streaks in his hair.

Clawz shout out of his fists and dripped with electricity. He grinnled and lifted his seeing holes to look at the girly teenager.

“Welcome…TO DIE!” he shouted and flew at him!

The battled rages on and logan two proseeds to punch and kick bieber so fast that one cannot see how fast he is movbing. His fists fly out, his claws stab and his knees repeatedly dig into bieber’s crotch over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and twice again!

Suddenly then, logan raised his fist as bieber floated there, weak and looking completely weaknened with weakness and then the triforce symbol appeared on the back of logan’s fist. He grinned as his father, Thorn granted his access to his most powerful of attacks to be used only once in a lifetime (BUT LOGAN COULD USE IT WHENEVER HE WANTED BECAUSE HE WAS RESPONBIEL & AND WOULDN’T WASTE IT ON JUST ANYONE!)

“TRIFOCE-PUMMEL-BLAST-AMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!” he screamed and suddenly a hug 3force symbol appeared from his hand and fired out fire and water and lightening and claws and thunder and sound and everything that all blasted onto biber and once!!

“OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!” beiver screemed as he hurtdled to the earth and slammed into missori, leaving a huge crater.

Logan2 cackled. It was not biggie, he could clean that. Up. So he picked up mount rushmore and put it on top of biber to be his grave stone and told everyone that mt rushmore would now be know as mout beatbiberdownmore!

Victory in his eyes, he flew away! He still wanted his bear!