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Posted by phockz on Dec 15, 2006 21:15:00 GMT -6
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I have just arose from my slumber at 12.21pm to find that the microwave has cajoled the fridge and the pantry to hide all the food that hasn't past its use by date. My stomach roars in protest. The only edible foodstuffs in the house are a half full box of cheerios (yuck. never again shall i be sucked into buy a product based on the 'cheeriness' of its title) a single chocolate biscuit, two slices of cheese... aha! I throw back a yakult in the hope that it will stave off my stomach's inevitable self-ingestion. Success... for now. A final sweep of my kitchen finds me naught more than what i had in the first place, which was nothing. Alas! It seems that I will have to venture forth from my domicile to attempt the proverbial 'hunt and gather', that is, making my way down to the 'shopping districté locale'; however not before i scrape together some currency, both of which may take longer than i can perservere for. CURSE YOU MICROWAVE! I NEED THIS NOT!
My suspicion crosses to the oven. Methinks it is in cahoots with the microwave. Investigation is in order...
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Posted by eaen on Dec 15, 2006 21:27:57 GMT -6
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lmfao!
Awesome. simply, awesome, hahaha
If you have a coffee maker I wouldn't let that one sneak by undetected... Those things are just waiting for you to turn your back on them. I mean, it's already a manipulative creation. Gets you to like it because it wakes you up in the moring... then WHAM!
You're eating half a box a cheerios in the middle of the night. All because of the damned coffee maker...
*goes off to interrogate the espresso machine*
This might be an international crisis. =/
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Posted by Syn on Dec 16, 2006 12:01:49 GMT -6
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Aug 12, 2017 22:57:00 GMT -6
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LOL That's very interesting.
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