Calley~Mutant of the Month (Sept 07/Sept 08)

HISTORY: Calley joined the MRO ranks in May of 2007. He'd been running around New York City in cat form since March of 2005 picking up gossip and bumming donuts off of cops until one fateful day when a girl with a tantalizing ribbon in her hair stopped to pet him during the case of the missing pants. A successful purr-based infiltration into the darkest depths of the Order followed. Several weeks later, he was feeling content enough with life and the mutant community to take on human form again. This proved to be a very poor decision. He is currently employed by Hunter Antonescu, the Scary Violent Abusive Tail-Ripping-Off Wall-Throwing-Against Who-the-Hell-Has-a-Torture-Chair Boss Man. Calley has residencies at Sanctuary, the Mansion, and Mondragon Labs, as well as his own apartment across from Central Park where he goes to relax after especially hard days of pwning other people's information.

POWERS: Calley is a multi-shifter. At first he thought that meant "I can turn into any animal", but he's discovered that it also means "I can make myself into an animal-parts smorgasbord!" There may be one more discovery coming up.

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POSTS TO SEE:
Not as mundane as it sounds: Hunter's Apartment

Not as fatal as it sounds: First Missions and Explode-a-Kitty Collars

Not as painless as it sounds: Debriefing Calley

Not as Zelda-deficient as it sounds: Why cats are awesome

Make sure to check out his posts and contributions to the site to see just why he was made M.O.M.!**

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**This shrine may or may not be one of his posts and/or "contributions to the site".

Thanks to Katrina for the pic!


Shrine created completely by Calley