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Apr 2, 2018 13:32:30 GMT -6
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The cry of a hawk filled the air as the Texas Law Hawk set a document onto a counter. He was at the largest zoo in China to serve pandas with a lawsuit. They were too cute and it was affecting the Freedom of other bears. Kodiaks were not enjoying the same Freedom as pandas because they were not a cute. This lawsuit, a first of its kind would take pandas to task for their unjust capitalization of all bear cuteness.
The clerk at the zoo read the document and protested, "You cannot sue bears. They are not humans."
"No one is outside of the reach of Justice! I'll see them in Bear Court!" The Texas Law Hawk announced. He pointed at the document and the screech of a hawk filled the air. "Their bamboo eating free-ride is over!"
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