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Apr 2, 2018 13:32:30 GMT -6
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The researchers slowed their snowmobiles to a stop and pulled over to the side of the glacier. A pair of emperor penguins slid up on their bellies, making siren noises. When they slowed to a stop they jumped to their feet and began squawking to the researchers. The researchers were unsure of what was going on until one noticed the penguins had badges indicating they were "Ice Cops."
"I don't know what's happening." Said the first researcher.
"Don't worry," Said the second as he pulled out his satellite phone and called The Texas Law Hawk.
Immediately there was an explosion and out of it came The Texas Law Hawk riding a polar bear wielding flagpole with a Texas Flag atop it.
"Someone just called me!" He yelled as the bear slowed to a stop and the Texas Law Hawk dismounted.
The men pointed to the penguins and the penguins squawked. The men clearly had no idea what was happening. "I speak penguin!" the Texas Law Hawk announced before squawking at the penguins. After a brief exchange the Texas Law Hawk turned to the researchers and announced, "They say you violated Bird Law! It isn't governed by reason! But the stop was unjust! Do not consent to a search but don't try to stop them!>"
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