Oh, This again, huh?(Akshay)

It was like something out of a really bad Hollywood movie. He had seen this series of events often enough to recognize it and forced himself to keep his eyes from rolling out of his skull. The two thugs cursed and grumbled to themselves about being interrupted. Already he could hear their displeasure at having to cut their ride short and Akshy could feel the van pulling off the road somewhere. As the two buffoons continued to argue, he heard the slamming of car doors and the gruff grumbles and growls between the two of them.

The sounds of their voices moved, carrying towards the back of the van where Akshay heard the jingling of keys. He made sure his bonds looked straight, hiding his hands behind his back, sitting against the wall of the van. He thought up a word, any word that he could conjure at the drop of a hat. It was annoying how many non-nouns he was coming up with as he heard the handles being toggled.

Something. Anything!!

The doors were pulled open and Hewey and Dewey were arguing with one another. One grumbled about hitting the girl too hard, the other trying to not take full blame for it. As one crawled to L and another towards him, Akshay feigned fear (not too hard) and tried to cower away from him. Just as he was about to be turned to have his bonds checked, there was a sharp bite as his thug began to accuse the other. His back was turned and he saw all the opportunity he needed.

He just...needed a damn word!!!

Flailing as his window of opportunity closed, he just shouted the first thing that came to mind. ”HEAVY BALLS!!”.

His thug turned towards him just in time to see Akshay snag a heavily, Impact-fonted word, B-A-L-L-S, from thin air, just before it was brought down with a hard smack across the man’s face. As the thug fell away, Akshay brandished the word towards the second thug in order to grab his full attention.

”Come on, dumbass! You don’t know who you’re messing with!!” he shouted. Deep down, he prayed that EllaLouise would make her move.