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Posted by Doc on May 5, 2017 23:04:28 GMT -6
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Feb 6, 2021 19:20:37 GMT -6
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"Please leave a message after the beep"
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"Shelby, Shelby, Shelby... How is it in your neck of the woods, I wonder? I must say... You seem lonely... Out and about so often... No one to console you on the loss of your friends. I... I don't see you smile as much as you used to. I must say, I know how you feel. People... Don't stay with me. They leave me... and when they go... They take things with them."
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"Please leave a message after the beep"
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"Sheeeeelby~ I'm drunk. Can you tell I'm drunk? I wasn't even sure if I could survive the ingestion of the necessary amount of alcohol, but here I am! I know you don't tend to answer calls from unknown numbers, but hear me out, dear... I'm just calling to... talk about... My feelings. You see... It's been a rough week. People keep... taking from me. Things I need. Things I built with my own two hands... and I must say... Even though you were in no way involved... I really do blame you for all of it."
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"Please leave a message after the beep"
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"HRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUH, @#$^ YOU! I am going to break you SHELBY! I'm gonna HHHRGGGFAAAAAAA MAKE YOU UNWELL! I may burn to the ground. I may sink with my ship, but before I do that... OHHHHHHH BEFORE I DO THAT..."
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"I'm going to unpeel you... Not unlike an onion... I will strip your layers away, piece by piece, until I find the deepest... darkest part of you... And then I'm going to break that part so that it can never be fixed again. Once I'm done with that... I'll put you back together... slowly. Good as new on the outside. People will see you... They will ask... What's the matter with her? She looks just fine? Kind passers by will explain... She crossed Roach. That's all the explanation they'll need... HGHHHH YOU HEAR ME @#$^&!? I'LL RUIN YO-"
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"Please leave a message after the beep"
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"... You should really get a longer message time on your answering machine..."
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May 5, 2017 23:14:07 GMT -6
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Thanks to Andrea and Jorge for my sigs! I WABBLE YOUUU! AV Roach~
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